Week 4 of this year’s American Idol finds us without Michael Sarver, the oil rigger who mentioned he was an oil rigger just about every second he was on screen. Unlike Alexis’ departure the prior week, I had no problem with Michael leaving. He severely over sang his Motown song, and deserved to go. Seemed like a nice guy, though, so I wish him well. And he’ll be on tour, so he at least gets that.
Onto this week’s Idol – apparently this is a “wild card” week since it’s Top Digital Downloads from iTunes (nice cross promotion!). What exactly qualifies as a top digital download? I have no idea – since the selections that the “Idols” choose are all over the place tonight. I will say one nice thing about tonight’s show is that since they are now down to 9 contestants, and are trying to squeeze in an “Osbornes Reloaded” after AI, they have multiple performances between commercial breaks! It actually appears that they are trying to get everyone in and out pretty quickly. Thank goodness. Another thing I noticed (and then I promise – onto the performances). Ryan Seacrest is incredibly annoying. Sometimes I wish that Brian Dunkelman was still around. I never really watched Idol much the first season, other than the final show between Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini, but I can’t imagine Dunkelman being much worse that Seacrest. There is something about Ryan that is unbearable to watch. He just exudes such smugness and self-importance. Enough with him! Get rid of him and Paula, and cut out a bunch of the commercials, and you would infinitely improve the show. At once point, Ryan is shown doing his “AT40” (aka America’s Top 40) – and you can tell how important Ryan thinks he is by showing off the studio. Zzzzzz…… Wow, let me show the “Idols” some sound clips that I have at my fingertips! Oooh!! The words “Authentic” and “Seacrest” just don’t go together.
Ok, rant over. First up, Anoop Desai singing “Caught Up” by Usher. Because the “Idols” can pick whatever they want to sing, I am scared I may not know many of these songs. But I know this one – it’s very addictive as it gets stuck in your head and doesn’t want to leave. Darn you Usher! Darn you Anoop! Anoop comes off trying to sound more soulful than he is, and makes some truly disturbing faces. Anoop – you are no Usher and hearing him sing, “My homies say this girl is cramping my style…” is a real treat. Not really. Just kidding – it’s actually not that bad, but there is nothing really special about that performance or that song choice. I like the song, but Anoop seems to be going through the motions here. He’s trying, but isn’t ultimately successful. Not bad vocally, but I don’t think it was as good as Anoop thinks it was. Randy didn’t think it was the right song, although he liked the vocals. Kara thinks he played it safe, and compared him to a Frat guy being forced to get up by his brothers and sing. Paula doesn’t make any sense, but I think she liked it. I think. Simon wasn’t impressed – in fact, he called it a “complete and utter mess”, and he said it gave him a headache! He agreed with Kara – calling him a college boy wannabe. Ouch. I think Anoop is a marked man this week – I predict bottom 3. Don’t get me wrong – he does have a good voice, and he isn’t the worst that’s left in the competition. But it wasn’t anything special.
Next up, Megan Joy. She’s singing Bob Marley’s “Turn Your Lights Down Low” – which apparently was also done by Lauren Hill. She swears she’s going to blow it up because she LOVES this song. Her voice – as “unique” as it is, absolutely SCREAMS for the right song choice, and this isn’t it. It focuses on her vocal shortcomings, instead of showcasing her talent. I know what she’s trying to do – but it doesn’t work very well, and at times, it’s hard to listen to. Still an attractive girl but I didn’t care for her performance tonight. That’s a few weeks in a row now, and again, Alexis was better. Kara really likes Megan but thinks she’s in trouble. Someone screams out “Broken Record!” to Kara – I think it’s a “Broken Record” because she’s right! Gotta pick better songs. Paula still doesn’t make sense…talking about “…beauty developing” and telling her that she should sit on a stool while singing. Wow! What great words of advice!! Um…NEXT! Simon didn’t like it at all, and says she’s becoming “indulgent”. Did I mention Megan is attractive? Randy didn’t care for it, but gets cut off by the Idol crew! Wow, no respect dawg…she makes a plea to her fans to save her this week, but I anticipate her ALSO being in the bottom 3. Not a good start to “Top Downloads” week.
After the break, we get Danny Gokey. During the package, I notice that Danny has an accent that I never realized he had. Or he’s pulling a Madonna. I have no idea. But this week, he’s singing, “What Hurts the Most” by Rascal Flatts. Whew…I know this song. I think he may have sung this before? In typical Danny fashion, he starts kind of slow, but when the chorus kicks in, he brings it. And unlike previous weeks, he just stands there and sings the song. Which is good, especially for this song. As the song goes progresses, his vocal get better and better. There really isn’t much for me to say about Danny – I think he’s one of the better vocalists on the show, and this performance proves that. Another week, and another solid performance. Good job Mr. Gokey! I hope I am not repeating the same thing over and over again, but he’s just consistent. What can I say? Paula enjoyed it, as did Simon. He compared Danny to a racehorse, competing against two snails so far (Sorry Anoop and Megan – you are snails). Randy said it was a good choice, but suggested that he move away from the microphone stand. Kara said Danny moved everyone emotionally. Easily the best performance so far.
Now it’s Allison Iraheta’s performance. She picks “Don’t Speak” by No Doubt, and this time plays the guitar. She doesn’t look particularly comfortable with the guitar, and has an awful outfit and her hair is a mess. But you know what? I didn’t care, because her vocal is pretty good. She’s been better, but it’s a solid performance. She ditches the guitar pretty quickly, though. What was the point of bringing it out in the first place? Anyway, I think Allison did enough to stick around for another week, hair and outfit excluded! Randy liked the performance, but didn’t like what she was wearing. He’s got “mad love” for Allison, but really didn’t dig the threads. Kara said she’s a good performer, but didn’t need to dress like the rock star. Paula used the word “Intonation”. She said that Allison is going right to the finish line. Huh? Simon said Allison looked like she belonged in the Adams Family. He said she was kind of fake in her performance – dressing up like the rock star. Simon also said she was shouting the song. Really? I didn’t here that, Mr. Cowell. I like Allison, so I hope she stays.
Scott MacIntyre appears with a new haircut. He must have been reading my Facebook page when I compared him to Leo Sayer. Now, he almost looks like he belongs in the touring cast of Grease. Or at least an early Richard Marx, with a partial fro/mullet. Alas, he’s singing Billy Joel’s “Just The Way You Are”. And as much as I rip on Scott week in and week out, I think he’s actually pretty good tonight. It’s hard to be compared to Billy Joel, who is one of the greatest songwriters ever. However, I think Scott does the song justice. It doesn’t blow me away, but it’s good enough. And for Scott, that’s impressive. For once, I don’t think he’s the worst of the night. Kara thinks he made a smart decision picking that song. Paula loved it, and said that Scott is very inspiring. Simon said it was Scott’s best performance by a “country mile – it’s a different Scott!” Paula also claims that she never said that Scott should not play piano, but she did say that. Sorry Paula. Randy said one of the best performances of the night.
Matt Giraud, who I think has come on very strong so far in the competition, is singing The Fray’s “You Found Me”. I thought he would sing one of the Fray’s more popular songs, but he picks a song I’ve never heard before. Matt has an annoying habit when playing the piano of swaying his shoulders too much. As if to say, look at me – I’m playing the piano, and I’m so soulful and powerful. Needless to say, I wasn’t impressed – it’s a totally forgettable performance. I think the song kills any chance of him getting by with a good mark from me. He repeats the words “You Found Me” over and over again, and tries to show how powerful he is vocally. But it didn’t work for me. Could be bottom 3 this week if he’s not careful. Paula didn’t care for it – said it sounded too much like the original, and reminded her of the Coldplay performance (and that was a horrible performance…). Simon said it was a bad choice. Randy also said it was a bad choice. Kara said he needs to choose between Rock and R&B, but she said he doesn’t deserve to go home because he’s talented.
Now, you all know I like Lil Rounds, and the judges have roasted her lately for her song choices. So what does she do this week? She picks Celine Dion. CELINE DION?!?!? Ugh…I can’t stand Celine Dion. First thing I notice about Lil is that her hair is different again this week. She looks completely different for another week. I think she’s got a great voice, and she proves it at times during this song, but there is only so much you can do with a Celine Dion song. The camera pans around Lil, and at one point, someone in my house claims the words, “Holy Booty!” Yeah…anyway, I think Lil has her moments, but overall, I didn’t care for the song choice. Is there a class these “Idols” can take to pick better songs? Randy didn’t think it was a great song choice, but he said she did a good job on the vocals. He wants to hear her do some Mary J. or Keisha Cole. Young it up a bit! Kara said she heard glimpses of the great voice that Lil has, and wants to hear more of it. Paula didn’t want to hear the Adult Contemporary Lil, she wants to hear a younger, more fun version of Lil. Simon said bad song choice – sounded like she was at a wedding. Said her personality is being sucked out. I know one thing – that dress is a little too tight on her. They interview Lil’s kids, one of whom gives Randy a hug. Lil cries. And then the girl falls asleep on Randy. Hmmmm…will she still be there during the next performance?
Adam Lambert is up next. Adam is a polarizing figure on Idol – some love him, some hate him. He definitely is different, and you never know what you’re going to get. Well, except we’ll probably hear him screeching his vocals a la Star Search’s Sam Harris. He’s entertaining and so I find it mind blowing that he picks “Play That Funky Music White Boy” by Wild Cherry. Really!?!? Um…wow. He says the “groove is really hot”. Really – I’m not making that up. He said it. Does he succeed? Well, I don’t think so, but let me tell you this. Adam is extremely confident up on stage, and I can easily see him going to the finals. He absolutely commands the stage, and while I’m not wild about his performance tonight, I do think he makes it impossible for you to forget him. I just wish he wouldn’t go off the rails so much. It’s also interesting that my 7 year old says he looks like Elvis. Hey, he does still have the hair from last week! Ouch, does his voice hurt when he goes nuts like he does? Wow. Anyway, the judges (and the crowd) unanimously love Adam. No point in going through each of them (although Paula compares him to Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler!). I must wrap this up soon because I’m tired! One more thing about Adam: He gives props to the band, and that’s the sign of a true professional. Ok, and Kara said it’s like “Studio 57 up in here….” Isn’t it Studio 54? What’s wrong with her and numbers/counting?
Final performance goes to Kris Allen. As you know by reading my weekly reviews, I am not a fan of Kris. So I wasn’t expecting much when he took on “Ain’t No Sunshine” by Bill Withers (otherwise known as “I know, I know, I know, I know….”). But I have to tell you this – Kris absolutely without a doubt was the best performance tonight, even better than Danny. Major props to him. The judges also loved him – they were all blown away. Simon in particular loved the arrangement, with Kris playing the keyboards instead of the guitar. Great job Kris! I usually don’t like that song very much because of the darn “I knows” in there, but I really loved his version of the song.
So who will go this week? Hard to tell, but I think it may be Megan’s turn this week, or perhaps Anoop, or even Allison. Tune in tomorrow to find out who goes, and check back next week for another installment of my American Idol thoughts.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
American Idol Season 8 - Week 3
Welcome to week 3 of American Idol – 2009 Edition. I’m still upset that my girl Alexis got the boot last week. It made absolutely no sense to tell her that they MIGHT use the save on her when a) it’s too early in the season, and b) she’s got to sing that crappy “Jolene” song again. Sigh. Farewell Alexis – I’m upset you won’t be going on the tour, but then again, I have never gone to the tour and wouldn’t start this year anyway. Alexis, I’ll miss you. In fact, I think I may just have to post a Top 10 Most Attractive American Idol Contestants According to Mort list. I’ll get to that later. But for now, let’s discuss this week.
Tonights show figures to be a good because it’s Motown night. The songs in the Motown Catalog are some of the most famous and well-written songs ever committed to vinyl. A few weeks ago I picked up an album called “Motown Number Ones” for $2 on Amazon. Easily the best $ I’ve spent on Amazon in a long time. So needless to say, I’m excited about tonight. The ten remaining hopefuls got to meet Motown founder Berry Gordy as well as the infinitely cool Smokey Robinson. Smokey Robinson, people. Should be a fun night. So let’s get right to it.
First up is Matt Giraud. Matt has definitely come on strong the past two weeks, and he looks to continue that trend with his version of “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye. This is a dangerous song because it’s so well known – actually, this will be tricky tonight because nearly ALL of these songs are so identifiable. Smokey says that Marvin would be proud – we’ll see. Matt begins at the piano, and as the song starts, I’m a little worried he’s going to suffer from “Scott-itus”. That is a technical term for sitting too long at the piano on Idol. But he eventually gets up and starts to move around the stage. And I’m struck at how good his voice sounds. For the third week in a row, I’m impressed with Matt. He's turning into this season's Elliot Yamin. With Alexis leaving last week, Matt is definitely moving up on my favorites list. The judges love it too – all four give him major props. Great job, Matt. As Simon said, that soulful type of song is right up Matt’s alley. This reminded me of when he sang “Georgia On My Mind” by Ray Charles. Very soulful – you da man, Matt! Keep it up….
Next up is Kris Allen. I have said before that Kris has the personality of a paper clip. He also doesn’t appear to open his mouth when he talks. He’s kind of like a Muppet. Anyway, he’s singing “How Sweet It Is” by Marvin Gaye (although it’s mostly well known by James Taylor). Uh – oh. He’s got his guitar, which means probably more goofy leg kicks that would make Dave Matthews proud. Kris is wearing the most ridiculous shirt. It’s got numbers on it – like he’s in prison. Anyway, he tries his best to be funky, but it doesn’t work. At least it doesn’t work for me. He’s just so freakin’ BLAND. No soul in his voice. It’s a pleasing voice, but there is no passion. I also think he could have done without the guitar tonight. Not really needed for this song. The best part of the song is his note at the end. But it’s too late. Of course, the crowd loves him. I just don’t get it. Kara liked it – said he did the “Kris” version of the song. Paula loved the note at the end (only props I gave him…). Quick shot of Kris’ wife in the audience – she’s kinda cute. Simon points out that Kris needs more confidence. “It looks like you’re standing at a bus stop,” says Simon. I agree! Randy said it’s “all good now, baby”. Ok Randy. God that shirt Kris is wearing is HORRIBLE. What in the world?!?! It’s like a modified Boy Scout uniform or something. Yuk….Someone call up Stacy and Clinton.
Next up, Scott MacIntyre, but I should be calling him “Dante” because “he shouldn’t even be here”. Sorry – that’s a Clerks/Kevin Smith reference. ANYWAY, Scott is going to sing “You Can’t Hurry Love” by the Supremes. In the package, Scott says he has huge shoes to fill, especially as a guy singing the song. He’s singing it much slower than usual at the start. He also mentions he’s still single. Nice plug there, Scott. Do what you gotta do, bro. So when he takes the stage, I’m not expecting much. Scott is still singing through his nose, and to make matters even more annoying, 3 backup singers join Scott onstage. The tempo picks up quickly but I STILL find all his performances flat – this is better this week because at least he is picking something a little more up tempo. And he has a few nice moments. But it still isn’t enough to make me a fan. I can’t wait to hear the judge’s comments – I predict they’ll love it. Let’s see….Paula, check. She says the singers brought a whole new life to his performance. Simon – my friend, the realist – tells it like it is. He notes the line that says “How much more can I take?” Classic Simon. He even rips into Scott and his piano playing! Says he needs to start picking better songs. Randy – he agrees with Simon and says Scott didn’t take a risk – he’s a better singer than that (he is?!?!). Kara liked Scott’s tempo, but she wasn’t crazy with the performance. He didn’t nail it. So overall, not a good performance from Mr. MacIntyre this evening. Hopefully Scott’s sham will be over this week – and Simon said he should have sung his other choice, “Reach Out (I’ll Be There)” (which Scott calls “Reach out and touch”…that’s an old 70’s ad campaign, Scotty…).
Stupid Paula moment #1 – She pulls out Crayons and a coloring book for Simon, insinuating he’s a child. How original.
Next up is Megan Joy Corkrey. Or whatever her name is this week. She’s going to sing Stevie Wonder’s “For Once In My Life”. She’s got that freaky voice going big time during the package. Smokey says she’s so original and unique. So here comes the performance – I’m ready for the shimmy. She looks like Carmen Miranda. That tattoo is so annoying. And she sounds HORRIBLE tonight. She sounds really nervous. And she looks awkward out there as well. Is that a bird nest on her head? Ugh. And what is she wearing? She’s still a pretty girl, but man, that was rough. The judges have to be vicious for this…when Randy starts saying, “Dude, you know I’m a fan, right?”, it’s usually bad news. He called her a train wreck. Kara didn’t like it either, and says she should have sung “My Guy”. Paula, as expected, says she is stunningly beautiful. Even the queen of kindness, though, has to admit – that stunk. Simon said she looked good, but said she was horrible. He said NOTHING good about her performance, and then he curses her! He says the dreaded, “I think you could be in trouble”, which is a sign to Idol Nation to not vote for her. She fights back and implores her fans to vote for her. Oy vey – what a wreck!
Next up – Anoop Desai. He’s singing “Oooh Baby Baby”. A Smokey Robinson song…the first one tonight. Apparently, “Noop Dawg” blew away Smokey in the package. But will he do it live? I think this is a bad idea – it’s nearly impossible to cover Smokey Robinson without coming off amateurish. ‘Noop has some nice moments, and picks it up towards the end. I wasn’t blown away by it, but I didn’t think it was horrible either. Just ok. I sound like Randy Jackson here! Kara’s review is very technical and said he did a pretty good job. She wants him to push it more next time. Paula called him “sweet”. Simon said it was a great vocal, but he looked like he was sleeping. Randy wants more energy next week – said it was nice to hear the “croon and swoon” but it was a little “pitchy” (first time I remember him saying that this season…next to “Dawg”, he loves using the word “Pitchy”. Randy also uses his copyrighted phrase, “He’s doing his thing….”).
Next up – Michael Sarver…you know, the Oil Rigger. He informs us that he couldn’t go to Detroit because of an illness. He’s going to sing “Ain’t Too Proud To Beg” by the Temptations. Before he even takes the stage, I have a feeling this is really going to be good. This is the type of song that Michael can definitely sing. Smokey encourages Michael to “pound it more”. Um…ok…. So Michael takes the stage. Immediately I see that Michael is trying to over sing. He doesn’t really need to – he’s got a strong enough voice to just sing it normally, and hit the big notes when needed. But he’s trying to go over the top too much. I could have sworn he sang this song during a previous show – or maybe I’m crazy. Anyway, I was disappointed in this performance. It’s not bad, but I expected much more. And he hits a really bad note at the end. Paula didn’t care for it – said it was too Vegas, baby. Paula can’t speak. She sounds like she’s going to cry. Simon has no idea what she is trying to say. Simon is straightforward – he couldn’t wait for it to end. He also says he has no chance of winning (which is why I now will be voting nonstop for Michael. I mean, c’mon Simon, you can’t say that – YOU PUT HIM IN THE TOP 13!! If he had no chance, why did you put him there?). Randy said that the song was too big for Michael, and while I don’t agree with that, I do agree that he didn’t perform it well. Kara didn’t care for it either. She said he needs to bring it next week and bring his personality to the song. I will say that I like Michael – he seems like a good guy. He can do better and I think if he’s around next week, he will. Unless it’s Disco week.
Watching an iPhone commercial, I realize I really want one, but will happily stick with my LG Dare because a) it’s cheaper than a Blackberry Storm, and b) I like Verizon. But if Verizon ever offers an iPhone, I’ll be VERY tempted.
ANYWAY, getting back to the performances, and next up is Lil Rounds. She is singing “(Love Is Like A) Heat Wave” by Martha and the Vandellas. I really love Lil. She is such a great singer. Smokey uses the old cliché “She could sing the phone book”. Lil gets really emotional during the package, and Smokey tells her that he feels the same way. Lil takes the stage, and her hair is very “Motown-esque”. Nice try, but it doesn’t look quite right. While Lil has a very powerful voice, there is something not quite right with it tonight. Like Michael, I think she’s trying to over sing. I liked the ending of the song, but most of the song didn’t sound quite right. Randy agrees with me – she’s got a great voice but sounded rushed. Kara also thought it wasn’t a good song for her. Paula loved it. Simon didn’t think she chose the right song – it doesn’t give her a chance to breathe and have her “moment”. He said she’s one of the best singers in this competition, and he can’t wait for her to blow us away again. Neither can I.
I really have no desire to see “A Haunting in Connecticut”. Ok, just thought I’d get that off my chest.
Back to Idol – hey, there’s Olivia Newton John in the audience! Ok, next up – Adam Lambert, doing “Tracks of my Tears” by Smokey Robinson. Adam intently listens to Smokey’s comments, and it appears he’s going to play it pretty straight tonight. HOLY CRAP! Is that Morrissey on stage? Elvis? Nope, it’s Adam, doing a straightforward version of “Tracks of My Tears”. During the song, I notice a few things. One, Adam has got some pretty big earrings on. Second, in high def, Adam skin doesn’t look so hot. And lastly, he does a nice, falsetto-filled version of the song. After last week’s train wreck/massacre of “Ring of Fire”, this is much better. It’s still a little odd hearing that falsetto at the end, and the look is jarring. But I liked it. Understated, and well done. Kara loved it – but she can’t count. “I’ve got six words for you – ‘One of the best performances of the night’”. Um, that’s 8 words, Kara. If you’re going to call that out, at least get it right. Is she taking private lessons from Paula? She even gave him a standing O. Paula loved it too. She uses the term, “Gutted instinct to have an element of surprise”. Huh? I thought she also said she loved the “Queen look”, but I think she said, “Clean look”. Paula rambles on and on…kinda like me (why are these reviews always so long??)! Simon loved it – and said it was, “THE best performance so far tonight”. That’s six words. Thanks Pam for pointing that out to me. While Randy’s talking (he loved it too), I realize Adam looks a little like actor “Leo DiCaprio”.
Next up – Danny Gokey. He better pick the right song tonight! He’s singing “Get Ready” by The Temptations – good choice, I think. GOD he looks like Robert Downey Jr. Smokey tells Danny to sing the backup singer parts. Hmmmm…. we’ll see what happens. I will say that Smokey at least is offering good advice so far to all the contestants. He should know! Anyway, following up Adam with a completely different type of song, I think Danny blows it up! He can’t dance to save his life, and as my wife Pam points out, he loves to overennunciate the word “Ready”. Paula gushes over him. Simon said it was clumsy and amateurish. Randy compares him to the great Levi Stubbs (wow!) – he loved it. Kara liked it, didn’t love it. Still a huge Danny fan, though. I really enjoyed the performance – his voice is definitely strong, and while I think he should have avoided dancing with the backup singers, I think Danny did a great job tonight. It’s a great, fun song, and he did it justice.
Finally, we reach the last performance tonight – Allison Iraheta, who sings, “Papa Was a Rolling Stone” by The Temptations. Allison looks really young in the package – she is only 16 years old, so I should cut her a little slack. She is concerned about forgetting the lyrics. Pam points out that the song starts out “It was the third of September…” Hey – that’s our anniversary!! Anyway, at one point, I can’t understand Allison, and I wonder if she forgot the lyrics? She’s got a powerful voice – I’ve said that in the past, and that last note is amazing. She really did a good job tonight. It completes the trifecta of great performances at the end of the show. Along with Matt, these three are the top of the crop tonight. Randy and Kara both love it. Stupid Paula Moment #2 (well, she’s got a lot more, but I’m just noting the second one here) – she has a drawn on moustache during her comments. Oh boy. But she loved Allison’s performance, as did Simon.
So that wraps up Motown week. I predict Megan or Scott will be the next one to go. We’ll find out on Thursday night. Hope you all enjoyed reading my review of this week’s idol – check back next week for another review!
Tonights show figures to be a good because it’s Motown night. The songs in the Motown Catalog are some of the most famous and well-written songs ever committed to vinyl. A few weeks ago I picked up an album called “Motown Number Ones” for $2 on Amazon. Easily the best $ I’ve spent on Amazon in a long time. So needless to say, I’m excited about tonight. The ten remaining hopefuls got to meet Motown founder Berry Gordy as well as the infinitely cool Smokey Robinson. Smokey Robinson, people. Should be a fun night. So let’s get right to it.
First up is Matt Giraud. Matt has definitely come on strong the past two weeks, and he looks to continue that trend with his version of “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye. This is a dangerous song because it’s so well known – actually, this will be tricky tonight because nearly ALL of these songs are so identifiable. Smokey says that Marvin would be proud – we’ll see. Matt begins at the piano, and as the song starts, I’m a little worried he’s going to suffer from “Scott-itus”. That is a technical term for sitting too long at the piano on Idol. But he eventually gets up and starts to move around the stage. And I’m struck at how good his voice sounds. For the third week in a row, I’m impressed with Matt. He's turning into this season's Elliot Yamin. With Alexis leaving last week, Matt is definitely moving up on my favorites list. The judges love it too – all four give him major props. Great job, Matt. As Simon said, that soulful type of song is right up Matt’s alley. This reminded me of when he sang “Georgia On My Mind” by Ray Charles. Very soulful – you da man, Matt! Keep it up….
Next up is Kris Allen. I have said before that Kris has the personality of a paper clip. He also doesn’t appear to open his mouth when he talks. He’s kind of like a Muppet. Anyway, he’s singing “How Sweet It Is” by Marvin Gaye (although it’s mostly well known by James Taylor). Uh – oh. He’s got his guitar, which means probably more goofy leg kicks that would make Dave Matthews proud. Kris is wearing the most ridiculous shirt. It’s got numbers on it – like he’s in prison. Anyway, he tries his best to be funky, but it doesn’t work. At least it doesn’t work for me. He’s just so freakin’ BLAND. No soul in his voice. It’s a pleasing voice, but there is no passion. I also think he could have done without the guitar tonight. Not really needed for this song. The best part of the song is his note at the end. But it’s too late. Of course, the crowd loves him. I just don’t get it. Kara liked it – said he did the “Kris” version of the song. Paula loved the note at the end (only props I gave him…). Quick shot of Kris’ wife in the audience – she’s kinda cute. Simon points out that Kris needs more confidence. “It looks like you’re standing at a bus stop,” says Simon. I agree! Randy said it’s “all good now, baby”. Ok Randy. God that shirt Kris is wearing is HORRIBLE. What in the world?!?! It’s like a modified Boy Scout uniform or something. Yuk….Someone call up Stacy and Clinton.
Next up, Scott MacIntyre, but I should be calling him “Dante” because “he shouldn’t even be here”. Sorry – that’s a Clerks/Kevin Smith reference. ANYWAY, Scott is going to sing “You Can’t Hurry Love” by the Supremes. In the package, Scott says he has huge shoes to fill, especially as a guy singing the song. He’s singing it much slower than usual at the start. He also mentions he’s still single. Nice plug there, Scott. Do what you gotta do, bro. So when he takes the stage, I’m not expecting much. Scott is still singing through his nose, and to make matters even more annoying, 3 backup singers join Scott onstage. The tempo picks up quickly but I STILL find all his performances flat – this is better this week because at least he is picking something a little more up tempo. And he has a few nice moments. But it still isn’t enough to make me a fan. I can’t wait to hear the judge’s comments – I predict they’ll love it. Let’s see….Paula, check. She says the singers brought a whole new life to his performance. Simon – my friend, the realist – tells it like it is. He notes the line that says “How much more can I take?” Classic Simon. He even rips into Scott and his piano playing! Says he needs to start picking better songs. Randy – he agrees with Simon and says Scott didn’t take a risk – he’s a better singer than that (he is?!?!). Kara liked Scott’s tempo, but she wasn’t crazy with the performance. He didn’t nail it. So overall, not a good performance from Mr. MacIntyre this evening. Hopefully Scott’s sham will be over this week – and Simon said he should have sung his other choice, “Reach Out (I’ll Be There)” (which Scott calls “Reach out and touch”…that’s an old 70’s ad campaign, Scotty…).
Stupid Paula moment #1 – She pulls out Crayons and a coloring book for Simon, insinuating he’s a child. How original.
Next up is Megan Joy Corkrey. Or whatever her name is this week. She’s going to sing Stevie Wonder’s “For Once In My Life”. She’s got that freaky voice going big time during the package. Smokey says she’s so original and unique. So here comes the performance – I’m ready for the shimmy. She looks like Carmen Miranda. That tattoo is so annoying. And she sounds HORRIBLE tonight. She sounds really nervous. And she looks awkward out there as well. Is that a bird nest on her head? Ugh. And what is she wearing? She’s still a pretty girl, but man, that was rough. The judges have to be vicious for this…when Randy starts saying, “Dude, you know I’m a fan, right?”, it’s usually bad news. He called her a train wreck. Kara didn’t like it either, and says she should have sung “My Guy”. Paula, as expected, says she is stunningly beautiful. Even the queen of kindness, though, has to admit – that stunk. Simon said she looked good, but said she was horrible. He said NOTHING good about her performance, and then he curses her! He says the dreaded, “I think you could be in trouble”, which is a sign to Idol Nation to not vote for her. She fights back and implores her fans to vote for her. Oy vey – what a wreck!
Next up – Anoop Desai. He’s singing “Oooh Baby Baby”. A Smokey Robinson song…the first one tonight. Apparently, “Noop Dawg” blew away Smokey in the package. But will he do it live? I think this is a bad idea – it’s nearly impossible to cover Smokey Robinson without coming off amateurish. ‘Noop has some nice moments, and picks it up towards the end. I wasn’t blown away by it, but I didn’t think it was horrible either. Just ok. I sound like Randy Jackson here! Kara’s review is very technical and said he did a pretty good job. She wants him to push it more next time. Paula called him “sweet”. Simon said it was a great vocal, but he looked like he was sleeping. Randy wants more energy next week – said it was nice to hear the “croon and swoon” but it was a little “pitchy” (first time I remember him saying that this season…next to “Dawg”, he loves using the word “Pitchy”. Randy also uses his copyrighted phrase, “He’s doing his thing….”).
Next up – Michael Sarver…you know, the Oil Rigger. He informs us that he couldn’t go to Detroit because of an illness. He’s going to sing “Ain’t Too Proud To Beg” by the Temptations. Before he even takes the stage, I have a feeling this is really going to be good. This is the type of song that Michael can definitely sing. Smokey encourages Michael to “pound it more”. Um…ok…. So Michael takes the stage. Immediately I see that Michael is trying to over sing. He doesn’t really need to – he’s got a strong enough voice to just sing it normally, and hit the big notes when needed. But he’s trying to go over the top too much. I could have sworn he sang this song during a previous show – or maybe I’m crazy. Anyway, I was disappointed in this performance. It’s not bad, but I expected much more. And he hits a really bad note at the end. Paula didn’t care for it – said it was too Vegas, baby. Paula can’t speak. She sounds like she’s going to cry. Simon has no idea what she is trying to say. Simon is straightforward – he couldn’t wait for it to end. He also says he has no chance of winning (which is why I now will be voting nonstop for Michael. I mean, c’mon Simon, you can’t say that – YOU PUT HIM IN THE TOP 13!! If he had no chance, why did you put him there?). Randy said that the song was too big for Michael, and while I don’t agree with that, I do agree that he didn’t perform it well. Kara didn’t care for it either. She said he needs to bring it next week and bring his personality to the song. I will say that I like Michael – he seems like a good guy. He can do better and I think if he’s around next week, he will. Unless it’s Disco week.
Watching an iPhone commercial, I realize I really want one, but will happily stick with my LG Dare because a) it’s cheaper than a Blackberry Storm, and b) I like Verizon. But if Verizon ever offers an iPhone, I’ll be VERY tempted.
ANYWAY, getting back to the performances, and next up is Lil Rounds. She is singing “(Love Is Like A) Heat Wave” by Martha and the Vandellas. I really love Lil. She is such a great singer. Smokey uses the old cliché “She could sing the phone book”. Lil gets really emotional during the package, and Smokey tells her that he feels the same way. Lil takes the stage, and her hair is very “Motown-esque”. Nice try, but it doesn’t look quite right. While Lil has a very powerful voice, there is something not quite right with it tonight. Like Michael, I think she’s trying to over sing. I liked the ending of the song, but most of the song didn’t sound quite right. Randy agrees with me – she’s got a great voice but sounded rushed. Kara also thought it wasn’t a good song for her. Paula loved it. Simon didn’t think she chose the right song – it doesn’t give her a chance to breathe and have her “moment”. He said she’s one of the best singers in this competition, and he can’t wait for her to blow us away again. Neither can I.
I really have no desire to see “A Haunting in Connecticut”. Ok, just thought I’d get that off my chest.
Back to Idol – hey, there’s Olivia Newton John in the audience! Ok, next up – Adam Lambert, doing “Tracks of my Tears” by Smokey Robinson. Adam intently listens to Smokey’s comments, and it appears he’s going to play it pretty straight tonight. HOLY CRAP! Is that Morrissey on stage? Elvis? Nope, it’s Adam, doing a straightforward version of “Tracks of My Tears”. During the song, I notice a few things. One, Adam has got some pretty big earrings on. Second, in high def, Adam skin doesn’t look so hot. And lastly, he does a nice, falsetto-filled version of the song. After last week’s train wreck/massacre of “Ring of Fire”, this is much better. It’s still a little odd hearing that falsetto at the end, and the look is jarring. But I liked it. Understated, and well done. Kara loved it – but she can’t count. “I’ve got six words for you – ‘One of the best performances of the night’”. Um, that’s 8 words, Kara. If you’re going to call that out, at least get it right. Is she taking private lessons from Paula? She even gave him a standing O. Paula loved it too. She uses the term, “Gutted instinct to have an element of surprise”. Huh? I thought she also said she loved the “Queen look”, but I think she said, “Clean look”. Paula rambles on and on…kinda like me (why are these reviews always so long??)! Simon loved it – and said it was, “THE best performance so far tonight”. That’s six words. Thanks Pam for pointing that out to me. While Randy’s talking (he loved it too), I realize Adam looks a little like actor “Leo DiCaprio”.
Next up – Danny Gokey. He better pick the right song tonight! He’s singing “Get Ready” by The Temptations – good choice, I think. GOD he looks like Robert Downey Jr. Smokey tells Danny to sing the backup singer parts. Hmmmm…. we’ll see what happens. I will say that Smokey at least is offering good advice so far to all the contestants. He should know! Anyway, following up Adam with a completely different type of song, I think Danny blows it up! He can’t dance to save his life, and as my wife Pam points out, he loves to overennunciate the word “Ready”. Paula gushes over him. Simon said it was clumsy and amateurish. Randy compares him to the great Levi Stubbs (wow!) – he loved it. Kara liked it, didn’t love it. Still a huge Danny fan, though. I really enjoyed the performance – his voice is definitely strong, and while I think he should have avoided dancing with the backup singers, I think Danny did a great job tonight. It’s a great, fun song, and he did it justice.
Finally, we reach the last performance tonight – Allison Iraheta, who sings, “Papa Was a Rolling Stone” by The Temptations. Allison looks really young in the package – she is only 16 years old, so I should cut her a little slack. She is concerned about forgetting the lyrics. Pam points out that the song starts out “It was the third of September…” Hey – that’s our anniversary!! Anyway, at one point, I can’t understand Allison, and I wonder if she forgot the lyrics? She’s got a powerful voice – I’ve said that in the past, and that last note is amazing. She really did a good job tonight. It completes the trifecta of great performances at the end of the show. Along with Matt, these three are the top of the crop tonight. Randy and Kara both love it. Stupid Paula Moment #2 (well, she’s got a lot more, but I’m just noting the second one here) – she has a drawn on moustache during her comments. Oh boy. But she loved Allison’s performance, as did Simon.
So that wraps up Motown week. I predict Megan or Scott will be the next one to go. We’ll find out on Thursday night. Hope you all enjoyed reading my review of this week’s idol – check back next week for another review!
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
RIP Natasha
I just heard the news about actress Natasha Richardson's passing. Even though I never met her, I knew of her through the movies, and am very saddened to hear this tragic news. No matter if the person is a celebrity or not, anyone who is taken from us unexpectedly always depresses me. 45 is way too young to pass away. I feel terrible for her children and her husband Liam Neeson, and the rest of her family.I've never been skiing, and after hearing about all of these tragedies on the slopes (remember Sonny Bono?), I doubt I'll start anytime soon. True, you could be killed in a car accident, crossing the street, in a plane, or die from a heart attack. Still, for me personally, it's not worth it to take a chance like that. I get nervous when my daughter goes sledding! I'm a worry wort - I get that from my mom, unfortunately.
Anyway, RIP Natasha, and my peace be with your family at this very dark time in their lives.
American Idol Season 8 - Week 2
Uh-oh. It's "Grand Ole Opry" (i.e. Country) week...and this scares me. I don't profess to know a lot about country music - I know modern country somewhat because of my wife, and let's face it, I live in Carroll County MD! But still, it's not one of my favorite genres of music. And I just have a bad feeling about this week.
We do get to see country legend Randy Travis - I always think that when he sings, he doesn't open his mouth. And he also appears to have shellacked hair. But nonetheless, the man has had a butt load of hits, so he's a good guy to have on there, as good as anyone else for this themed week.
Michael Sarver is up first - the Texas oil rigger decides to take on Garth Brooks "Ain't Going Down Til The Sun Comes Up", which as Michael points out, has a LOT of lyrics that are sung in rapid fire. I know this song, and unless Michael comes out really swinging, I predict this will be somewhat flat. Michael to me is more of a ballad singer, and I can't picture him pulling this off.
First thing I notice is not whether Michael is forgetting words or not, it's that darn harmonica player who is getting almost as much screen time as the Texas native. Michael looks like he's running out of breath about halfway though the song. He doesn't really look comfortable out there, and I can't understand half of what he's singing (maybe that's the point...can't remember the lyrics, just make them up!) Anyway, as much as Michael tries, I don't think he succeeds on this. Randy said it was a cool song choice, but didn't think it was anything special from a vocal standpoint. Kara missed the big notes, but was impressed he could remember the words. Michael decides to get the crowd on his side by saying, "Country music is about having FUN!" I couldn't tell by his performance. Sorry! Paula liked it and thinks he should stick with country. Simon said it SHOULD have been good, but couldn't understand what he was singing (me too!). He said it was clumsy and didn't appear to be a star. Michael then responds, "If we were all perfect, we wouldn't need this show"....Simon then gives him a 1.5 out of 10..."At least it's not a Zero!" Michael says. This guy needs his own talk show! What a talker...
Alison Iraheta is up next singing another country song I don't know. The package before she sings is noticeable for Randy Travis actually uttering the words, "You've got some GREAT pipes". I felt dirty just typing that. Anyway, Allison is just ok. I mean, it's not horrible, and the more I listen to it, it's actually not that bad. She's got her moments, and her voice is pretty good. Her hair still really annoys me, and those bottom braces...but that's just me being obnoxious about her looks. I'm sorry Alison! Kara uses the old "You could sing the alphabet" cliché. Ugh. At this point, I have no idea how I'm going to make it through the entire episode with Paula's hideous cleavage. Ugh, part two. Simon agrees with me - it was good, but not great. Randy thinks it's "dope". Dawg.
(as a side note, I went back and watched her performance again, and actually liked it a lot more because at least she had ENERGY..some of these performances this week were so BORING...so good job Alison!!)
Next up is Mr. Personality - Kris Allen. I'm surprised he somehow didn't work in a Michael Jackson song. He sings "To Make You Feel My Love", which I believe is a Billy Joel song? Or maybe it was Garth Brooks, who covered it? Again, I don't know country very well. Anyway, he sits there during the whole song, and tries an awful falsetto at the end. It's so boring I may fall asleep typing this. Vocally he's got talent, no doubt, but as I said, it's kinda boring. Paula liked it, Simon thought it was "terrific" (really???), and says "he has a shot at doing really well in this competition"...Randy loves it too...he calls him a "Tender Dawg". Kara loved it too. I must be watching something else, because I didn't care for it much. According to Kris, "Good comments are always good". Very deep. Simon just called him a "Tender puppy".
After some commercials, we get Lil Rounds, my second favorite in this competition. I love Lil - she looks TOTALLY different this week, and I think she looks great! Lil informs us she's not really a country fan, and is nervous about taking on one of these songs. She says she's going to hold back this week so she can honor the music. She's going to sing Martina McBride's "Independence Day" - and after some tips from Randy Travis, she gives it a go. Second reference from Travis on "Big Pipes"... :^) She seems a little hesitant on the first part of the song, but when the chorus kicks in, she really opens it up. I have to agree with Mr. Travis - she does have big pipes (and I don't mean it like that!). She finishes the song with a big note, and I liked it. Not mind blowing, but she did a respectable job. Randy didn't like the beginning, but thought it was just ok towards the chorus. It was just "kinda alright". That's Randy-speak for "I didn't care for it...". I have a feeling that the judges are not going to go easy on her. Kara also didn't like the beginning, but doesn't fault her for picking that song. Paula thought she was great all around - and suggested she shouldn't have sang two verses up front, but rather just go right into the chorus after one verse! WHAT?!?!? Anyway, Simon has problems calling her "Lil" - short for Little, according to the Brit. He uses the tired "Wedding Singer" reference. Screw the judges! I still like Lil. And I can't stand Simon calling her "Little"...whatever!
If I see one more commercial for the Osbournes, I'm going to scream. So after that, we come back to Adam Lambert and Randy Travis in the package. Adam decides to do a Middle Eastern sounding version of "Ring of Fire". Travis didn't care for Adam's nail polish either. This isn't going to be good...is it? Well, no. It's AWFUL. So bad, I want to kick Adam off on principal alone this week. And he's one of my top 3! Wow. Words can't describe how bad this gets. I understand what he's trying to do - I just can't stand it. Sam Harris would even be embarrassed at this. His wailing at the end is ear piercing. Not my cup of tea at all. The crowd loves it, though. Judges summary: Kara - a little too strange for her (but she liked the drama); Paula - she said Adam is being true to himself, and thinks it was a great song choice (she even compares it to Led Zeppelin's Kashmir!!); Simon - finally some sanity - he asks, "What the hell was that!?!" He says there are people throwing out their TVs, and it's "indulgent rubbish". Yeah Simon!! Randy - further covering the judges asses, compares it to Nine Inch Nails! And calls it current. I want some of what he's smoking!
More commercials...blah blah blah.
Next up - Scott McIntyre. Scott always sounds like he's singing through his nose. He sings a Martina McBride song, and I think he's better than he was last week. But that might be because he followed Adam! I guess my problem with Scott is everything sounds the same to me. Halfway through the song, Scott picks up the tempo and also attempts a falsetto that isn't great. But overall, much better than last week. I'll give him that. Paula tells him that he needs to give up the piano at some point, and Scott says he can move the piano closer to her if she'd like. Simon calls her stupid for saying that - he has no problem with Scott sitting behind the piano. They go on and on...he agrees with me - it is starting to sound very samey. Randy is looking for those "hot, crazy" vocals, but wait - he's NEVER had those, so what is Randy talking about?? Kara wants him to up his game. Scott will be safe this week - his fans will save him.
You know, if they would just cut these darn commercials, AI could be 1 hour! Anyway, back from the break we see our next singer is that cutie, Alexis Grace. She's going to sing "Jolene" by Dolly Parton. Randy Travis said she's perfect. I think he thinks she's cute like I do. But I do have a question: Why do some singers feel the need to slowly walk down the steps? The dramatic entrance? Anyway, I remember this song from a previous season for the fact that the name "Jolene" is mentioned about 58 times. Not that I was counting. I don't particularly like the song, but I still like Alexis. She's got a good voice, but I was kinda bored with it. Randy doesn't like her performance, nor does Kara. I agree with Kara - she should have picked "Before He Cheats". I would have liked to hear that! Paula gives her props for her artistic approach - and liked seeing her soft side. Simon said it was "ok". He calls it forgettable. I think Alexis is better than this song, and I may have to vote for her, especially when she utters the words, "Maybe I would have put a little more dirty in there..." And as if she's reading my mind, she then PROMISES, "If I'm back here next week, they'll be some dirty..." I think I love this girl. :^)
Hey, let's go to a commercial...
Ok, were back with my favorite, my home boy, Danny Gokey, who takes on Carrie Underwood's "Jesus Take the Wheel", and when he starts, I'm worried. Very worried. He sounds like he's talking the opening verse instead of singing it. But I know what's coming...I'm just waiting for it...and then he hits the chorus. And instantly - it's like another singer drops in. Danny redeems the first part of the song, and goes a little nuts with the runs (he still looks kinda dorky with his moves, but who cares...). He really finishes up well. I'm still impressed. Danny's still got it, and he still looks like Robert Downey Jr. Kara agrees with me - she didn't care for the front part, but he blew it up from the chorus on. She gushes over him from the second half on. Paula disagrees - she likes the boring intro. Paula's chest is just freakin' me out. Make it stop. Please. Paula also says that Carrie Underwood would buy that record (Really? Wouldn’t she rather just listen to her own version?) Simon doesn't like what Danny is wearing, but liked the vocals. Dawg agrees with Kara - he wants more of the second part of the song, and less of the wimpy verses.
OMG - ANOTHER FREAKIN' COMMERCIAL!
Back with Anoop Desai....who decides to cover "Always on My Mind" by Willie Nelson (although maybe he was going for the Elvis version? The Pet Shop Boys?). So Randy Travis says this will be the best anyone has heard of Anoop. It's got to be better than last week, right? Well, to start, I could swear I see lighters in the audience. I actually liked Anoop’s understated performance of this song. It didn't blow me away, but he's got a very, very nice voice. I think the judges will hate it...Paula proves me wrong, though. WAY wrong. She really liked it. He "touched her heart" (just watch those breasts, Anoop!). Simon said he went from "Zero to Hero" (I always think of Vanilla Ice when I hear that, but I digress...). Simon practically gushes over Noop Dawg, as does Randy. They all loved it - included Kara. Good job Anoop. When asked if he is surprised by their feedback, he says "No, I expect myself to do the best!" Good answer!!
After a commercial, Megan Joy comes in and meets Randy. She has changed her last name to "Joy" from "Corkrey" (she got divorced, right?) She is taking on "Walking after Midnight". That's such a well known song so this is risky. Right away, you can tell the unique voice of Megan is going to take this in a different direction. After the song is over, I don't know if I liked it or not. She definitely is different, and gets points for that. That darn shimmy she does is so annoying, but I tried not to pay attention to that. Randy liked it, as did Kara. She gives her props for coming out to sing while she has the Flu. Paula tells us Megan was in the hospital and tells her to keep being sick. Great advice Paula...Simon said she should have the flu every week too. Simon doesn't like what she's wearing (which I think at one point appears to be see through...but I can't be sure, and I'm not staring at the screen to try to figure that out...well, I kinda did, but nonetheless, it was inconclusive) Megan looks good, but I still think Alexis is cuter. Not that it matters...
Before they go to a commercial, we see Matt Giraud waving like a little girl. What's up with that? Please don't do that. Anyway, Matt is going to sing a Carrie Underwood song I don't know called "So Small". Randy Travis said it's a way different version than Carrie's and he is impressed. Let me tell you this - as much as I liked Danny's second half of his song, I REALLY like Matt's performance. I remember him during his auditions, and was very impressed. This is the Matt that I remember. I really think he ended the show on a high note, and proved you don't have to have a showy performance (are you listening Adam?!?!) to be effective. I think his performance last week was really good too (Human Nature), and give him props this week. The judges practically give him this week's crown - although Paula can't pronounce "Authenticity". I'm just happy I don't have to see her chest anymore. Oh, and Paula also thanks Carrie Underwood for letting them use that song. Right....whatever Paula. Simon compares him to Michael Bublé, as does Randy (he says he's between JT and Bublé).
So overall, not a week I particularly cared for, but I knew that going in because it's country week. I'm hoping for an 80's week next week, perhaps? Or gangsta rap? Either way, I look forward to tomorrow's show to see who gets booted. Tune in next week for another review of American Idol!
We do get to see country legend Randy Travis - I always think that when he sings, he doesn't open his mouth. And he also appears to have shellacked hair. But nonetheless, the man has had a butt load of hits, so he's a good guy to have on there, as good as anyone else for this themed week.
Michael Sarver is up first - the Texas oil rigger decides to take on Garth Brooks "Ain't Going Down Til The Sun Comes Up", which as Michael points out, has a LOT of lyrics that are sung in rapid fire. I know this song, and unless Michael comes out really swinging, I predict this will be somewhat flat. Michael to me is more of a ballad singer, and I can't picture him pulling this off.
First thing I notice is not whether Michael is forgetting words or not, it's that darn harmonica player who is getting almost as much screen time as the Texas native. Michael looks like he's running out of breath about halfway though the song. He doesn't really look comfortable out there, and I can't understand half of what he's singing (maybe that's the point...can't remember the lyrics, just make them up!) Anyway, as much as Michael tries, I don't think he succeeds on this. Randy said it was a cool song choice, but didn't think it was anything special from a vocal standpoint. Kara missed the big notes, but was impressed he could remember the words. Michael decides to get the crowd on his side by saying, "Country music is about having FUN!" I couldn't tell by his performance. Sorry! Paula liked it and thinks he should stick with country. Simon said it SHOULD have been good, but couldn't understand what he was singing (me too!). He said it was clumsy and didn't appear to be a star. Michael then responds, "If we were all perfect, we wouldn't need this show"....Simon then gives him a 1.5 out of 10..."At least it's not a Zero!" Michael says. This guy needs his own talk show! What a talker...
Alison Iraheta is up next singing another country song I don't know. The package before she sings is noticeable for Randy Travis actually uttering the words, "You've got some GREAT pipes". I felt dirty just typing that. Anyway, Allison is just ok. I mean, it's not horrible, and the more I listen to it, it's actually not that bad. She's got her moments, and her voice is pretty good. Her hair still really annoys me, and those bottom braces...but that's just me being obnoxious about her looks. I'm sorry Alison! Kara uses the old "You could sing the alphabet" cliché. Ugh. At this point, I have no idea how I'm going to make it through the entire episode with Paula's hideous cleavage. Ugh, part two. Simon agrees with me - it was good, but not great. Randy thinks it's "dope". Dawg.
(as a side note, I went back and watched her performance again, and actually liked it a lot more because at least she had ENERGY..some of these performances this week were so BORING...so good job Alison!!)
Next up is Mr. Personality - Kris Allen. I'm surprised he somehow didn't work in a Michael Jackson song. He sings "To Make You Feel My Love", which I believe is a Billy Joel song? Or maybe it was Garth Brooks, who covered it? Again, I don't know country very well. Anyway, he sits there during the whole song, and tries an awful falsetto at the end. It's so boring I may fall asleep typing this. Vocally he's got talent, no doubt, but as I said, it's kinda boring. Paula liked it, Simon thought it was "terrific" (really???), and says "he has a shot at doing really well in this competition"...Randy loves it too...he calls him a "Tender Dawg". Kara loved it too. I must be watching something else, because I didn't care for it much. According to Kris, "Good comments are always good". Very deep. Simon just called him a "Tender puppy".
After some commercials, we get Lil Rounds, my second favorite in this competition. I love Lil - she looks TOTALLY different this week, and I think she looks great! Lil informs us she's not really a country fan, and is nervous about taking on one of these songs. She says she's going to hold back this week so she can honor the music. She's going to sing Martina McBride's "Independence Day" - and after some tips from Randy Travis, she gives it a go. Second reference from Travis on "Big Pipes"... :^) She seems a little hesitant on the first part of the song, but when the chorus kicks in, she really opens it up. I have to agree with Mr. Travis - she does have big pipes (and I don't mean it like that!). She finishes the song with a big note, and I liked it. Not mind blowing, but she did a respectable job. Randy didn't like the beginning, but thought it was just ok towards the chorus. It was just "kinda alright". That's Randy-speak for "I didn't care for it...". I have a feeling that the judges are not going to go easy on her. Kara also didn't like the beginning, but doesn't fault her for picking that song. Paula thought she was great all around - and suggested she shouldn't have sang two verses up front, but rather just go right into the chorus after one verse! WHAT?!?!? Anyway, Simon has problems calling her "Lil" - short for Little, according to the Brit. He uses the tired "Wedding Singer" reference. Screw the judges! I still like Lil. And I can't stand Simon calling her "Little"...whatever!
If I see one more commercial for the Osbournes, I'm going to scream. So after that, we come back to Adam Lambert and Randy Travis in the package. Adam decides to do a Middle Eastern sounding version of "Ring of Fire". Travis didn't care for Adam's nail polish either. This isn't going to be good...is it? Well, no. It's AWFUL. So bad, I want to kick Adam off on principal alone this week. And he's one of my top 3! Wow. Words can't describe how bad this gets. I understand what he's trying to do - I just can't stand it. Sam Harris would even be embarrassed at this. His wailing at the end is ear piercing. Not my cup of tea at all. The crowd loves it, though. Judges summary: Kara - a little too strange for her (but she liked the drama); Paula - she said Adam is being true to himself, and thinks it was a great song choice (she even compares it to Led Zeppelin's Kashmir!!); Simon - finally some sanity - he asks, "What the hell was that!?!" He says there are people throwing out their TVs, and it's "indulgent rubbish". Yeah Simon!! Randy - further covering the judges asses, compares it to Nine Inch Nails! And calls it current. I want some of what he's smoking!
More commercials...blah blah blah.
Next up - Scott McIntyre. Scott always sounds like he's singing through his nose. He sings a Martina McBride song, and I think he's better than he was last week. But that might be because he followed Adam! I guess my problem with Scott is everything sounds the same to me. Halfway through the song, Scott picks up the tempo and also attempts a falsetto that isn't great. But overall, much better than last week. I'll give him that. Paula tells him that he needs to give up the piano at some point, and Scott says he can move the piano closer to her if she'd like. Simon calls her stupid for saying that - he has no problem with Scott sitting behind the piano. They go on and on...he agrees with me - it is starting to sound very samey. Randy is looking for those "hot, crazy" vocals, but wait - he's NEVER had those, so what is Randy talking about?? Kara wants him to up his game. Scott will be safe this week - his fans will save him.
You know, if they would just cut these darn commercials, AI could be 1 hour! Anyway, back from the break we see our next singer is that cutie, Alexis Grace. She's going to sing "Jolene" by Dolly Parton. Randy Travis said she's perfect. I think he thinks she's cute like I do. But I do have a question: Why do some singers feel the need to slowly walk down the steps? The dramatic entrance? Anyway, I remember this song from a previous season for the fact that the name "Jolene" is mentioned about 58 times. Not that I was counting. I don't particularly like the song, but I still like Alexis. She's got a good voice, but I was kinda bored with it. Randy doesn't like her performance, nor does Kara. I agree with Kara - she should have picked "Before He Cheats". I would have liked to hear that! Paula gives her props for her artistic approach - and liked seeing her soft side. Simon said it was "ok". He calls it forgettable. I think Alexis is better than this song, and I may have to vote for her, especially when she utters the words, "Maybe I would have put a little more dirty in there..." And as if she's reading my mind, she then PROMISES, "If I'm back here next week, they'll be some dirty..." I think I love this girl. :^)
Hey, let's go to a commercial...
Ok, were back with my favorite, my home boy, Danny Gokey, who takes on Carrie Underwood's "Jesus Take the Wheel", and when he starts, I'm worried. Very worried. He sounds like he's talking the opening verse instead of singing it. But I know what's coming...I'm just waiting for it...and then he hits the chorus. And instantly - it's like another singer drops in. Danny redeems the first part of the song, and goes a little nuts with the runs (he still looks kinda dorky with his moves, but who cares...). He really finishes up well. I'm still impressed. Danny's still got it, and he still looks like Robert Downey Jr. Kara agrees with me - she didn't care for the front part, but he blew it up from the chorus on. She gushes over him from the second half on. Paula disagrees - she likes the boring intro. Paula's chest is just freakin' me out. Make it stop. Please. Paula also says that Carrie Underwood would buy that record (Really? Wouldn’t she rather just listen to her own version?) Simon doesn't like what Danny is wearing, but liked the vocals. Dawg agrees with Kara - he wants more of the second part of the song, and less of the wimpy verses.
OMG - ANOTHER FREAKIN' COMMERCIAL!
Back with Anoop Desai....who decides to cover "Always on My Mind" by Willie Nelson (although maybe he was going for the Elvis version? The Pet Shop Boys?). So Randy Travis says this will be the best anyone has heard of Anoop. It's got to be better than last week, right? Well, to start, I could swear I see lighters in the audience. I actually liked Anoop’s understated performance of this song. It didn't blow me away, but he's got a very, very nice voice. I think the judges will hate it...Paula proves me wrong, though. WAY wrong. She really liked it. He "touched her heart" (just watch those breasts, Anoop!). Simon said he went from "Zero to Hero" (I always think of Vanilla Ice when I hear that, but I digress...). Simon practically gushes over Noop Dawg, as does Randy. They all loved it - included Kara. Good job Anoop. When asked if he is surprised by their feedback, he says "No, I expect myself to do the best!" Good answer!!
After a commercial, Megan Joy comes in and meets Randy. She has changed her last name to "Joy" from "Corkrey" (she got divorced, right?) She is taking on "Walking after Midnight". That's such a well known song so this is risky. Right away, you can tell the unique voice of Megan is going to take this in a different direction. After the song is over, I don't know if I liked it or not. She definitely is different, and gets points for that. That darn shimmy she does is so annoying, but I tried not to pay attention to that. Randy liked it, as did Kara. She gives her props for coming out to sing while she has the Flu. Paula tells us Megan was in the hospital and tells her to keep being sick. Great advice Paula...Simon said she should have the flu every week too. Simon doesn't like what she's wearing (which I think at one point appears to be see through...but I can't be sure, and I'm not staring at the screen to try to figure that out...well, I kinda did, but nonetheless, it was inconclusive) Megan looks good, but I still think Alexis is cuter. Not that it matters...
Before they go to a commercial, we see Matt Giraud waving like a little girl. What's up with that? Please don't do that. Anyway, Matt is going to sing a Carrie Underwood song I don't know called "So Small". Randy Travis said it's a way different version than Carrie's and he is impressed. Let me tell you this - as much as I liked Danny's second half of his song, I REALLY like Matt's performance. I remember him during his auditions, and was very impressed. This is the Matt that I remember. I really think he ended the show on a high note, and proved you don't have to have a showy performance (are you listening Adam?!?!) to be effective. I think his performance last week was really good too (Human Nature), and give him props this week. The judges practically give him this week's crown - although Paula can't pronounce "Authenticity". I'm just happy I don't have to see her chest anymore. Oh, and Paula also thanks Carrie Underwood for letting them use that song. Right....whatever Paula. Simon compares him to Michael Bublé, as does Randy (he says he's between JT and Bublé).
So overall, not a week I particularly cared for, but I knew that going in because it's country week. I'm hoping for an 80's week next week, perhaps? Or gangsta rap? Either way, I look forward to tomorrow's show to see who gets booted. Tune in next week for another review of American Idol!
American Idol Season 8 - Week 1
Another season of Fox's juggernaut "American Idol" kicked off last night, and I have to say that I was pleasantly surprised. I could have sworn, based on the overall performances during the top 36 that this would have been one of the worst seasons ever. Yet, it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be.
The show started out cheesy enough with a super zoom onto Ryan "I am everywhere" Seacrest, leading into his normal pontification on how wonderful Idol is, how important the show is, blah blah blah. Whatever. We've got thirteen singers so let's get to it Ryan! Of course, it doesn't end there. The announcer for Fox who does all those horrible reality show voiceovers announces the judges - Randy, Cara, Paula and Simon. You know, Paula gets scarier and scarier every season. She needs to leave soon - she is unwatchable and unintelligible.
ANYWAY, onto the performances. Here are my thoughts...
Lil Rounds starts the show off with a bang. For a woman who has an adult film star name, she can really sing. She's one of my top 3 singers that I picked before tonight's show. And she didn't disappoint, belting out "The Way You Make Me Feel" by Michael Jackson. I should have pointed out that tonight's show featured songs by the King of Pop, or the King Plastic Surgery, or the King of Blowing All Your Money, or the King of Sleeping with Young Boys. But I digress.
The judges all like Lil, thus validating my pre-season praise of her! You go Lil!!
Next up - Scott McIntyre. Scott has Leo Sayer's hair, and is visually impaired. I have nothing personal against Scott - in fact, I do find him inspirational, and he is definitely better when sitting behind the piano. Having said all that, Scott is not one of my favorites from a vocal perspective, and Simon agrees with me. He hated the obscure song he sang, and also causes Simon to use the first "I don't think you did yourself any favors tonight" comment of this season. I think Scott will make it through to round 2 because he's got his fans, but I don't think he is a better singer than many that didn't even make it to the top 36. Sorry Scott fans!
After the commercial break, we come back to my favorite singer this season - Danny Gokey. It's fitting that he is the first one to take a song from MJ's greatest album, "Thriller". He starts out really boring with "PYT", but then it kicks in and Danny shows why he is favorite to win it all. No, he can't dance and sing at the same time, but who cares. So he looks like Robert Downey Jr. Some have complained that he has cheapened the memory of his late wife by even bringing that up (which is BS - that's the Idol producers fault, not his...). None of that matters - Danny is a really entertaining singer, and while he does have moments of Michael McDonald in him (I still laugh thinking of the 40 Year Old Virgin), I think he's going to go very far in this competition. Paula likes him so much she says he's going to the finals. OMG - I agree with Paula! Yikes...
Michael Sarver is up next - he puts in a good performance, singing "You Are Not Alone". I actually quite like his version. It's not mind blowing, but it definitely shows off his vocal skills. Oh, and he's an Oil Rigger. Best quip of the night is when Simon says, "I just wish we knew what you did for a living", obviously mocking the fact that the producers keep harping on him being an Oil Rigger. To which Michael responds with, "Hopefully this!" Simon appreciated his effort tonight. All the judges actually like Michael. Good job.
Jasmine Murray takes the stage after the commercial break, and does a good performance of "I'll Be There", but it's a bit on the safe side. She definitely can sing, but it didn't really stand out to me. I like Jasmine, and hope she makes it through to another round. The fact that she's only 16 makes her vocals even more impressive. Randy said she wasn't that bad! What a compliment!! Simon called her robotic, and asks her to act her age. I don't know what that means.
After ANOTHER commercial break (c'mon Fox!), Kris Allen comes out with his guitar to do a version of "Remember the Time". Kris is ok - he's ok, but completely forgettable to me. Of course, the women in the audience go nuts over him. So he'll probably be safe for this week. He wasn't horrible - there were much worse performances tonight - but I don't think I'll remember this performance. Other than his Dave Matthews odd foot movements while playing the guitar. Kris kind of looks like he could be Ravens Head Coach John Harbaugh's son! Kara loves him, especially because he's such a nice guy and helped out the other contestants. Simon tries to undress Paula during her rambling. Bizarre. According to Paula, "No one knows Michael's catalog quite like you..." Ok. She also calls him sexy, which causes the women in the audience to go crazy again. Give it a rest people!
Next up is Allison Iraheta, and we learn during her package that she sings regularly in a local department type store. Fascinating stuff. Allison has a good, strong voice. Her hair is really bad, but that's a minor quip. I think she'll actually go far this season, and I may be underestimating her. And like Jasmine, she's only 16. Oh, and she sang "Give in to me", another MJ song I'm not really familiar with. Must have been on one of his later albums? The judges all love her, and rightfully so. Very good job, Allison.
Another commercial break, but before we go to that, we see Anoop Desai doing a MJ Thriller dance. That's a bad omen, and it rings true when he comes back after the break to sing "Beat It". I actually agreed with Paula again when she said there are certain songs you don't touch. I would consider "Beat It" to be one of those. Even if he did something like "Billie Jean", I could see it. But Anoop, while not as horrible as the judges make him out to be, nonetheless comes off as a bit of a cheese ball. I really hope he comes back next week, because he CAN sing. He just didn't give a great performance tonight.
Another commercial break (no, that's not a typo - they took forever telling Anoop how bad he was tonight), and we come back to Jorge Nunez, who sings "Never Can Say Goodbye". I didn't think it was nearly as bad as the judges. He has a strong voice, and while his accent can be jarring at spots, I thought he wasn't too bad. I do agree that he would have been better suited singing something like "She's out Of My Life". And something tells me Jorge MAY just end up in the bottom three. I don't think he deserves to be there, but it's just a gut feeling I have.
Gee, we haven't had a commercial break in a while, so let's have another one. Megan Corkrey is up next, and I have to say, she really looks good this evening. So does her mom. Did I just say that? Seriously, my problem with Megan is her goofy dance moves and her arm long tattoo. She has a very unique voice, which I don't think was effectively used in singing "Rockin' Robin". It's a goofy song, and while she doesn't embarrass herself, I find it hard to take her seriously listening to her. Did I mention that she looked really good? That darn tattoo...ugh. She keeps the goofy dance to a minimum, and I thought in the end it was just ok. She is enthusiastic, and she should get points for that. Oh, and she looked good. And MAJOR props to her for her "Ravens Caw" at the end of the song! I had no idea she was a huge Ravens fan!! LOL. As Randy said, "That's So Megan"...Paula wanted to hear more of the Quirky and Unique tone of her voice. And Simon said, "What a stupid song choice!” Cut her some slack, dude!
After a brief shot of Gordon Ramsey in the audience (I expected a Hell's Kitchen plug, but he had no microphone), we go to Adam Lambert, who tackles "Black or White". I picked Adam for my top 3, but you all may know I don't like his "Sam Harris" tendencies. But the more I listened back to Adam's performance, I was very impressed. He still tends to go off the tracks more often than not, but he definitely put his own spin on the song. You can tell he's been in some stage productions before, as he clearly has some of the best stage presence of those contestants this season. Paula now says that Adam will be in the Final. "Never in the history of American Idol...have we ever seen someone so comfortable, so seasoned..." Adam starts to cry. After 20 more minutes of Paula gushing...Simon says, "But did you like him?" Oy vey! Simon says it was in a totally different league than anything else so far tonight. I think listening to the judges and rewatching it, I liked it even more than I originally did. He does need to go a little easy on the makeup, though!
After the break, Matt Giraud - the singer in a dueling piano bar - does a very nice version of "Human Nature". It's restrained where it needs to be, and Matt proves that he may very well be here for a while. Just stay away from Coldplay! He's got the falsetto working, and puts on his best JT impression as always. I think it was a little pitchy at times, but 90% of the time, he was dead on. Good job Matt! The judges like you too. Paula has her shortest comments of the night - probably because the producers said they only had 10 minutes left in the show!
Finally, after ANOTHER commercial, we get to hear Alexis Grace. Alexis is absolutely adorable. She's also a very good singer. I love the hair, the look, and the voice. My only problem was she picked "Dirty Diana", which is not a favorite MJ song. I think the song is kind of repetitive, but it doesn't really matter. Alexis smokes it - and while I'm constantly thinking to myself, who does she look like - a young Rosanna Arquette? - I really dig her. Another singer I may have underestimated. I really hope she doesn't get the boot anytime soon...I like her, and so do some of the judges. One criticism comes from Paula, who warns her not to over sing. Kara says Alexis is a naughty girl, and she likes it! Simon said she was over the top, and it wasn't as good as Alexis probably thinks it is. Whatever Simon - you're wrong! Of course, am I being blinded by the fact that I think she's cute? I don't know, and I don't care!
Ryan wraps up the show by saying that they will have a surprise twist tomorrow. I think it's just a ploy to get people to watch, but we'll find out soon enough. Anyway, I've written way too much, and I doubt anyone is still reading this. Check back next week for my next installment!
The show started out cheesy enough with a super zoom onto Ryan "I am everywhere" Seacrest, leading into his normal pontification on how wonderful Idol is, how important the show is, blah blah blah. Whatever. We've got thirteen singers so let's get to it Ryan! Of course, it doesn't end there. The announcer for Fox who does all those horrible reality show voiceovers announces the judges - Randy, Cara, Paula and Simon. You know, Paula gets scarier and scarier every season. She needs to leave soon - she is unwatchable and unintelligible.
ANYWAY, onto the performances. Here are my thoughts...
Lil Rounds starts the show off with a bang. For a woman who has an adult film star name, she can really sing. She's one of my top 3 singers that I picked before tonight's show. And she didn't disappoint, belting out "The Way You Make Me Feel" by Michael Jackson. I should have pointed out that tonight's show featured songs by the King of Pop, or the King Plastic Surgery, or the King of Blowing All Your Money, or the King of Sleeping with Young Boys. But I digress.
The judges all like Lil, thus validating my pre-season praise of her! You go Lil!!
Next up - Scott McIntyre. Scott has Leo Sayer's hair, and is visually impaired. I have nothing personal against Scott - in fact, I do find him inspirational, and he is definitely better when sitting behind the piano. Having said all that, Scott is not one of my favorites from a vocal perspective, and Simon agrees with me. He hated the obscure song he sang, and also causes Simon to use the first "I don't think you did yourself any favors tonight" comment of this season. I think Scott will make it through to round 2 because he's got his fans, but I don't think he is a better singer than many that didn't even make it to the top 36. Sorry Scott fans!
After the commercial break, we come back to my favorite singer this season - Danny Gokey. It's fitting that he is the first one to take a song from MJ's greatest album, "Thriller". He starts out really boring with "PYT", but then it kicks in and Danny shows why he is favorite to win it all. No, he can't dance and sing at the same time, but who cares. So he looks like Robert Downey Jr. Some have complained that he has cheapened the memory of his late wife by even bringing that up (which is BS - that's the Idol producers fault, not his...). None of that matters - Danny is a really entertaining singer, and while he does have moments of Michael McDonald in him (I still laugh thinking of the 40 Year Old Virgin), I think he's going to go very far in this competition. Paula likes him so much she says he's going to the finals. OMG - I agree with Paula! Yikes...
Michael Sarver is up next - he puts in a good performance, singing "You Are Not Alone". I actually quite like his version. It's not mind blowing, but it definitely shows off his vocal skills. Oh, and he's an Oil Rigger. Best quip of the night is when Simon says, "I just wish we knew what you did for a living", obviously mocking the fact that the producers keep harping on him being an Oil Rigger. To which Michael responds with, "Hopefully this!" Simon appreciated his effort tonight. All the judges actually like Michael. Good job.
Jasmine Murray takes the stage after the commercial break, and does a good performance of "I'll Be There", but it's a bit on the safe side. She definitely can sing, but it didn't really stand out to me. I like Jasmine, and hope she makes it through to another round. The fact that she's only 16 makes her vocals even more impressive. Randy said she wasn't that bad! What a compliment!! Simon called her robotic, and asks her to act her age. I don't know what that means.
After ANOTHER commercial break (c'mon Fox!), Kris Allen comes out with his guitar to do a version of "Remember the Time". Kris is ok - he's ok, but completely forgettable to me. Of course, the women in the audience go nuts over him. So he'll probably be safe for this week. He wasn't horrible - there were much worse performances tonight - but I don't think I'll remember this performance. Other than his Dave Matthews odd foot movements while playing the guitar. Kris kind of looks like he could be Ravens Head Coach John Harbaugh's son! Kara loves him, especially because he's such a nice guy and helped out the other contestants. Simon tries to undress Paula during her rambling. Bizarre. According to Paula, "No one knows Michael's catalog quite like you..." Ok. She also calls him sexy, which causes the women in the audience to go crazy again. Give it a rest people!
Next up is Allison Iraheta, and we learn during her package that she sings regularly in a local department type store. Fascinating stuff. Allison has a good, strong voice. Her hair is really bad, but that's a minor quip. I think she'll actually go far this season, and I may be underestimating her. And like Jasmine, she's only 16. Oh, and she sang "Give in to me", another MJ song I'm not really familiar with. Must have been on one of his later albums? The judges all love her, and rightfully so. Very good job, Allison.
Another commercial break, but before we go to that, we see Anoop Desai doing a MJ Thriller dance. That's a bad omen, and it rings true when he comes back after the break to sing "Beat It". I actually agreed with Paula again when she said there are certain songs you don't touch. I would consider "Beat It" to be one of those. Even if he did something like "Billie Jean", I could see it. But Anoop, while not as horrible as the judges make him out to be, nonetheless comes off as a bit of a cheese ball. I really hope he comes back next week, because he CAN sing. He just didn't give a great performance tonight.
Another commercial break (no, that's not a typo - they took forever telling Anoop how bad he was tonight), and we come back to Jorge Nunez, who sings "Never Can Say Goodbye". I didn't think it was nearly as bad as the judges. He has a strong voice, and while his accent can be jarring at spots, I thought he wasn't too bad. I do agree that he would have been better suited singing something like "She's out Of My Life". And something tells me Jorge MAY just end up in the bottom three. I don't think he deserves to be there, but it's just a gut feeling I have.
Gee, we haven't had a commercial break in a while, so let's have another one. Megan Corkrey is up next, and I have to say, she really looks good this evening. So does her mom. Did I just say that? Seriously, my problem with Megan is her goofy dance moves and her arm long tattoo. She has a very unique voice, which I don't think was effectively used in singing "Rockin' Robin". It's a goofy song, and while she doesn't embarrass herself, I find it hard to take her seriously listening to her. Did I mention that she looked really good? That darn tattoo...ugh. She keeps the goofy dance to a minimum, and I thought in the end it was just ok. She is enthusiastic, and she should get points for that. Oh, and she looked good. And MAJOR props to her for her "Ravens Caw" at the end of the song! I had no idea she was a huge Ravens fan!! LOL. As Randy said, "That's So Megan"...Paula wanted to hear more of the Quirky and Unique tone of her voice. And Simon said, "What a stupid song choice!” Cut her some slack, dude!
After a brief shot of Gordon Ramsey in the audience (I expected a Hell's Kitchen plug, but he had no microphone), we go to Adam Lambert, who tackles "Black or White". I picked Adam for my top 3, but you all may know I don't like his "Sam Harris" tendencies. But the more I listened back to Adam's performance, I was very impressed. He still tends to go off the tracks more often than not, but he definitely put his own spin on the song. You can tell he's been in some stage productions before, as he clearly has some of the best stage presence of those contestants this season. Paula now says that Adam will be in the Final. "Never in the history of American Idol...have we ever seen someone so comfortable, so seasoned..." Adam starts to cry. After 20 more minutes of Paula gushing...Simon says, "But did you like him?" Oy vey! Simon says it was in a totally different league than anything else so far tonight. I think listening to the judges and rewatching it, I liked it even more than I originally did. He does need to go a little easy on the makeup, though!
After the break, Matt Giraud - the singer in a dueling piano bar - does a very nice version of "Human Nature". It's restrained where it needs to be, and Matt proves that he may very well be here for a while. Just stay away from Coldplay! He's got the falsetto working, and puts on his best JT impression as always. I think it was a little pitchy at times, but 90% of the time, he was dead on. Good job Matt! The judges like you too. Paula has her shortest comments of the night - probably because the producers said they only had 10 minutes left in the show!
Finally, after ANOTHER commercial, we get to hear Alexis Grace. Alexis is absolutely adorable. She's also a very good singer. I love the hair, the look, and the voice. My only problem was she picked "Dirty Diana", which is not a favorite MJ song. I think the song is kind of repetitive, but it doesn't really matter. Alexis smokes it - and while I'm constantly thinking to myself, who does she look like - a young Rosanna Arquette? - I really dig her. Another singer I may have underestimated. I really hope she doesn't get the boot anytime soon...I like her, and so do some of the judges. One criticism comes from Paula, who warns her not to over sing. Kara says Alexis is a naughty girl, and she likes it! Simon said she was over the top, and it wasn't as good as Alexis probably thinks it is. Whatever Simon - you're wrong! Of course, am I being blinded by the fact that I think she's cute? I don't know, and I don't care!
Ryan wraps up the show by saying that they will have a surprise twist tomorrow. I think it's just a ploy to get people to watch, but we'll find out soon enough. Anyway, I've written way too much, and I doubt anyone is still reading this. Check back next week for my next installment!
Saturday, March 14, 2009
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