Good morning!
Mort is unavailable right now, he is busy stalling from working out and discreetly trying to get violated again by his personal trainer.
Your call is important to Mort, so please try again later!
In the mean time, he would like you to know that he is a 38-year old self-proclaimed geek who enjoys working out at the gym and looking at the eye candy. He has unhealthy obsessions with Facebook, Molly Ringwald, American Idol, 80's trivia, Classic MTV and movies in general.
It's nice to know that you like to look at the eye candy while working out.. I'm sure your wife will love to hear about that!
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